Look at all my sweet furry friends.
Hey, Mrs. Sykes, did Mr. Jones get adopted?
Oh, shoot.
I didn't even get a chance to pet him goodbye.
Don't get too upset there, Mr. Peebles.
Mr. Jones isn't gone. That little sneaker just escaped his cage again.
Cat's a regular Houdini.
Only with a tail and a lot more fur ball.
That cute little escape artist.
Come on, we better find him.
Come on, Mr. Jones.
Where're you?
Here Jonesy.
Mr. Jones, get out here.
Don't give me that face.
What's wrong with you?
Let's get you back in your cage.
Stop it. You're gonna hurt Mr. Peebles' feelings.
Oh, something in here has got him really spooked.
Uh-oh!
Huh?
Man, you are ugly.
Put poor Mr. Peebles down, right now!
What did I just say?
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who?
♪ We know you're one in a million
♪ Scooby-Doo
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo
♪ To catch and unmask that villain ♪
Wanda Skyes!
Oh, I can't take it anymore.
It's been two hours without a Scooby Snack.
I'm with you, buddy.
It's two hours and three minutes to be exact.
Three minutes? Oh, no.
It's worse than I thought.
Make it stop, make it stop.
I got it, Scooby-Doo.
This will take your mind off Scooby Snacks.
Oh.
Oh? Make it stop, make it stop.
- Scooby Snack? - Try this.
Peanut butter always cheers you up.
-No Scooby Snack? -Okay, okay, how's this?
Imagine you already have one.
Oh, you have your very own Scooby Snack.
Be the snack. Live it, Scoob.
Feel it, Scooby-Doo.
Yeah, feel the snack. Feel it.
I see it, Shaggy.
I see a Scooby Snack
floating in front of me.
It's perfect in every way.
- Hey, Scoob! What are you...
Scooby!
Look! Problem solved. Hang on, gang.
Hello?
Anybody here?
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird there's nobody is here but us?
Sorry, Velma. Not now.
Maybe they're on a lunch break.
I don't know about you,
but I don't like being disturbed when I'm eating lunch.
Hello, we need service.
Service, service, service, service.
Scooby Snacks.
Whoa!
- Help! Under here. - Huh?
Hold the phone.
It's famous writer, actor, comedian, Wanda Sykes.
-Wanda? -Scooby Doo?
-Ah! -What the heck are you doing here,
you big, beautiful mutt?
Getting my Scooby Snacks.
Wow, Scooby. You know Wanda Sykes?
-Uh-huh. -We met at a dog show
where I was judging a dog competition.
Pow! Pow!
Pow!
I'm famous boxer.
Pow! Pow! Pow!
I'm a pointer.
Over there, over there, over there.
I'm a bulldog.
Mmm!
I'm a hot dog.
I just had to give him the first-place ribbon.
Never been invited back, but, oh, well.
He was so beautiful, because he was totally himself.
Perfectly at home with who he was.
And I knew I had to adopt him right then and there.
But I could never leave Shaggy.
Like, Scoob,
you turned down being adopted by Wanda Sykes for me?
That's the coolest, most awesomest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
You... Y... You're my Shaggy, Shaggy.
Huh?
-Like, it's cool, dude. -Totally, dude.
-No biggie. -Not a problem.
Isn't that adorable? Now I get it.
Oh, no. Mr. Peebles!
Who?
There was this crazy monster.
It just showed up out of nowhere and took Mr. Peebles.
Monster? Now you're talking our language.
Come on, gang. Let's investigate.
So what exactly are we looking for?
Anything that seems strange.
You guys better take a look at this.
"Keep refrigerated so it will not hatch."
So what won't hatch?
I hope they're talking about
something really cute and tiny.
Yeah, super tiny.
Wow!
That is not super tiny. That's super ginormous.
That must have made one seriously huge scrambled egg.
I don't think it's that kind of egg, Shaggy.
An egg's an egg.
And if you're hungry, you're hungry.
I saw a guy eat tree worms.
Eating them up like they're potato chips.
Sorry.
This letter was sent to Mr. Peebles from a Professor Smythe.
You're really just gonna read other people's mail like that?
No, no, I'm just kidding you. You go on.
It says Professor Smythe was exploring the Amazonian jungles in Peru
when he came across this egg.
The egg is extremely rare and Mr. Peebles was supposed
to keep it safe for him until he returned to the States.
-Oh, well, this isn't good. -What?
It says, "Whatever you do, keep it cold.
"Do not let it hatch,
"or it will turn into a ravenous monster
"that cannot be stopped.
"Or contained."
Well, it certainly has hatched.
All right, let's bait it out with some food.
Like, how about we not find him
and, like, help ourselves to the exit.
Nothing doing, Shaggy.
My guess is when we find whatever hatched out of that egg,
we're gonna find Mr. Peebles along with it.
Here, monster, monster.
Here, monster.
I know you're hungry.
Come on out and let me pop you right in the kisser.
Hey, Scooby Doo, I was using that as bait for the monster.
Here, monster.
Scooby Doo, get a hold of yourself.
It's not my fault, I can't help it.
Look!
Zoinks! Run!
Whew!
You crazy kids do this whole monster thing on a regular basis,
and you're still alive?
Ooh, this is not for me.
Eh. You'll get used to it.
Scoob and I are professional cowards.
Yeah, we're always afraid.
Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.
Aw! I hate it when you say that.
Ow! He bit me.
Just playing with you. It means he likes you.
Well, then this must be true love.
One for you and one for me.
One for you and two for me.
Mmm!
All of this eating is making me hungry.
Finally, Scooby Snacks.
Hey, Scoobs, look what Wanda did.
Maybe we should start doing some funky styles to your hair.
No way.
That's cray cray.
Huh?
Hmm...
Ahh... Hmm?
Wow! That's impressive.
Mr. Peebles must be some kind of superman.
Hey, check this out.
This white crystal substance could be a clue.
And there's no money in the register.
That's odd.
According to these books, that's not odd at all.
It seems every penny that gets made from the pet store
is immediately being spent.
And, there're two different handwriting styles in these books.
There is a different person who is marking all of the extra expenditures.
I better go through all of Mr. Peebles' books
to see if I can find any clues.
What're you kids doing in here?
You need to get out. Now!
Okay, calm down.
Okay. Let's start with hi. I'm Wanda.
Uh, I do comedy. Kind of a big deal.
Sure you recognize me, and they're with me.
So, it's okay.
Um, hi, I'm Arnie.
I'm the bookkeeper. Still, get out!
Wow, okay. That took a turn.
Okay, look. I... I volunteer here.
And I work here.
I volunteer here and Mr. Peebles...
Peebles nothing. Just get out.
So rude!
Looks like we have our first suspect.
I guess it's time to decide who is climbing up there first.
No way, Jose.
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
How about two Scooby Snacks?
Nope, I want the whole box.
Done.
It's locked.
Hmm.
You loosened it for me, Scooby.
What is all this brand-new clothing doing in a pet shop?
This is just getting creepy.
Is somebody dressing up the animals in dolls' clothes?
These aren't dolls clothes.
This is high-end short and small clothing.
For short and small men.
Okay, I didn't even know they made that.
This is odd.
Doh! Doh. Doh. Hey, stop, stop, stop.
Mm.
Like, dude!
Get it off, get it off!
-Waggy. -Like, yeah?
Turn around.
Like, dude, dude, get them off me!
Get them off me!
Run!
Hey! Hey!
Hey, monster!
This way!
Huh?
Zoinks! Not again!
Yikes.
Huh?
Aw, who's a cute little monster?
Here for your weekly grooming?
Up here.
-Voila! -Huh?
Like, everyone's a critic.
Scoob!
Ooh!
Back off, you big ugly monster.
You leave my Scooby Doo alone.
Wanda!
Scoob. Like, that was a close one, buddy.
Are you okay?
They took Wanda!
Scooby, where're you going?
Where is Wanda?
Ooh.
My bad.
It's not Arnie.
Looks like we can scratch our only suspect off the list.
We better find another suspect fast
before it's too late for Wanda.
This slime has an odd fish smell.
You had me at slime.
Shaggy, you and Scooby follow the slime trail.
-We're on it. -Say what?
No, no, no, no, no, Scoob.
He said, "Follow the slime trail."
As in, to the monster.
Like, the monster, monster?
Like the actual monster.
It's trapping time.
I hate it when you say that.
Scooby Doo, whatever's gotten into you, I have to admit,
it's scaring me a little, or like a lot.
I'm a lean, mean, Scooby machine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I liked it better when you were a lean, scared eating machine.
Like, that's something I can relate to.
Don't worry, Wanda. I got you.
Scooby, you... you know you can set me down, right?
I can walk, it's okay.
Forget what I just said! Run, Scooby, run!
Adding this kitty litter mixed with water
to this pool-sized fish tank
should make it like quick sand.
Shaggy and Scooby run across this board...
And the monster goes for a swim in kitty litter quick sand.
Gross. Nice, but gross.
Looks like we are ready.
Now, we just have to wait for Shaggy and Scooby.
Or not. Here they come.
Guys, over here! Over here!
Hang on, guys!
You got to be kidding me.
First I get that green slime in my mouth,
and now I'm drowning in kitty litter?
This is just nasty.
Hey, I read about him.
He's Magilla Gorilla.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
The first and only gorilla ever for sale to the public.
But that was years ago.
Are you still living in this pet store?
Well, we're gonna have to do something about that.
But in the meantime,
let's see who this monster really is.
Huh!
Mr. Peebles?
Uh... You got to be kidding me.
Is this all a sham?
Were you just pretending to love all your little pets?
This is shameful. Just shameful.
You lucky I didn't punch you in the kisser.
It all makes perfect sense.
There was never a Professor Smythe.
It was Mr. Peebles all along.
And this crystallized substance
wasn't from the reptile cages after all.
Nope. It's a by-product from the crystallizing
of calcium carbonate that Mr. Peebles did
to create the fake egg shell and the crate.
But what about all of the monster slime?
I can still taste it.
That was just nasty.
The monster slime was fake, too.
It was just your ordinary slime from the fish tank filter.
That's why it had that fishy smell.
Oh, good. Fish slime.
And here I thought it was gonna be something gross.
I guess the only unanswered question is why?
I did it all because of that crazy ape.
Do you know what it's done to my life?
He's been eating me out of house and home for years.
So I hatched this game to tank my pet shop business,
and Magilla Gorilla would finally be someone else's problem.
Then, I could focus on my real passion.
Short and small men's clothing.
And I would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids
and Wanda Sykes!
And Magilla Gorilla!
Don't listen to him, Magilla.
He's just talking nonsense.
We love you.
Adoption Day was a huge success
thanks to you kooky kids and Scooby Doo.
Oh, and Arnie, the new owner.
All the animals have found their forever-homes just like should.
Well, Mrs. Sykes,
you're now the proud adopter of Magilla Gorilla.
Uh-huh!
Jonesy!
Huh? Hmm?
You... You want Mr. Jones to come live with us?
Ah! Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Sure thing, Magilla.
Arnie, I need one more set of pet adoption papers, if you please.
Thanks for everything, big guy.
We wouldn't have been able to finish this mystery without you.
Scooby Doo, if you ever change your mind
and want to let me adopt you,
door is always open.
Thanks, Wanda,
but I could never leave my Shaggy.
He's my human forever and ever.
Scoobs gave up Wanda Sykes for me twice.
Like, that's so beautiful.
Ooh.
Whatevs, it's cool.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!